Total Medals Earned: 844 (From 164 different games.) Total Medal Score: 15,580 Points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 18/20 (400/500 points)
Burn someone to a crisp
Kill someone with a dropped weapon
Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 1
Make 5 KO's with rage attacks in one match
Collect 20 crates in one match
Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 2
Hit someone with a full-powered wind-up punch
Get a 3x multikill
Go offscreen and recover
Get a 4x multikill
Make an awesome level in the Level Editor and play a match on it
Complete all campaign challenges in the game
Don't lose any lives in a campaign challenge
Play 10 deathmatch games
Get a 5x multikill
Complete a campaign challenge without harming anyone
Get a score of 10,000 or higher in Survival mode
Hold the plunger for 15 seconds in a row
Knock someone into space
Knock someone into the stratosphere
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 4/26 (85/345 points)
Open the first present!
Open the second present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Open all the presents and watch the credits until the end
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the eleventh present!
Open the twelth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Medals Earned: 2/30 (50/445 points)
Open the twelfth present!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (105/105 points)
Play The Game and Quit
Blam Pistachio Man!! HOORAY!!!!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Thx for the free Medal >w<
Medals Earned: 7/8 (255/355 points)
A Free Medal!? My Cock is Throbbing!!
Die
Survive the cult follower attacks
Kill the cult leader
Kill Peter the Ant
Finish the Game!!
Win the game without getting hit once
Medals Earned: 4/7 (30/50 points)
Get killed
Craft a sword to begin your adventure!
Survive five zombie filled nights in your world.
Get the pig into your cave
Medals Earned: 6/7 (50/60 points)
There go my hopes and dreams.
Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors.
Tactical nuke, incoming!
The pen is mightier than the sword!
Better go see a doctor!